Stagger through December

Okay wow. That was fast, as hell. It feels like I just sat for PMR and now in about half a months time I'll be queuing up to receive the bloody results.  November flew by and now December, the season of reindeers and pine trees has arrived. 

So has the avalanche of goodbye-to-November wishes and be-nice-to-me-December greetings. I mean seriously la people, what are you? Schizophrenic? 

Be it Facebook statuses, Twitter updates or Blog posts every Sally, Lisa and Marie ( I'm sexist. ) seem to be going on and on about how December is going to affect their life in every possible way. Most of them have gone on to describe their plans lined up for the month. 

And let me guarantee you that 90% of that is just a figment of their imagination. 

I don't blame them. Its the holidays. Remember what some old fella said on his deathbed? 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' True to this statement, the intense boredom might just be taking a toll on our teenagers. It doesn't help that the bloody shopping malls have started the feared "BACK TO SCHOOL" promotions. The prospect of trying on the horrifyingly bright blue pinafore and blindlingly white school shoes is petrifying. 

Funny how all these things were looked forward to back when we were in primary school. Back when school was the best thing in our lives. Correction : The ONLY thing in our lives. Now with tuition centers, mamak stalls, shopping malls and if things are desperate, your playground, meeting up with friends is no big deal. 

Lets not ignore our oh-so-happening virtual worlds. -.-

So thats December for you. The month filled with pain and pleasure. Kinda like peeing after waiting for aaaaageeees. We have school looming over and holidays fading away. The worries of having to enjoy EVERY.SECOND.OF.EACH.DAY and the pain of waking up and realizing THE.DAYS.ARE.LESSENING is the only thing on our mind. That being said, don't forget la babe, all your form 3s out there.

Our early Christmas bonus on the 23rd of December,

Nyehehe, I know you're probably spitting at the screen now since I ruined your mood. Screw the results, screw the education system, and screw your neighbor's hot son ( o.O ), this is going to be your only break for the next two years. Embrace it, eff that, GRAB IT cos its never going to come back. EVER. AGAIN.

I realize I enjoy using all these primadona-ish phrases filled with caps locks and full stops all over. I cut my hair today, actually washed, steamed and blow-dried it. Now my hair looks super awesome and bouncy, of course this is only gonna last for a day, thats why I've been like a Indian movie actress, bouncing around the house, tossing my head from side to side and hair-slapping my father to make sure I have made FULL USE OF IT! 

Then I went to watch Puss in Boots for the third time. Not because I'm so happening as hell but because I'm lifeless lidat. There were only 5 people including me in MBO,so I could repeat Puss's lines as loudly as I pleased because the other 4 people were couples and I think their 'Oh babys and Oh sayangs' were louder than my CHUPACABRAs. Just saying.

Back to my awesome like annoying orange life, since I'm going to Vietnam on Sunday my mother has taken the ultimate responsibility of ordering everyone around upon herself. Its funny how I'll have to come back from Vietnam, unpack and repack for DIC in one day. Haiz, hectic life. I've been feeding off that thought for the past few days. Fantasizing about packing and running off while yelling to my parents ' Sorry, wish I could stay for tea but I'm too happening for my own good.' 

I iz zo lame yarz.